January 2012
guccimom:
tyronebanks:
nicki minaj it’s not very ladylike to shit on em
i firmly believe she shits on them with grace and elegance
December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: never mind
greasewitherspoon:
specular-reflection:
anyone who doesn’t like bagels is a communist
karl marx gang or die then
unibrowsing:
boom toasted
brandnewswastikas:
Top Three Hundred Memes of 2011
thatsmoderatelyraven:
chum is fum
bigtimerussian:
too old to enjoy christmas with santa claus
too young to drink alcohol on new years eve
virginclub:
my balls are finally going to drop tonight i can’t wait
monsterhugs:
what if people in real life stopped in the middle of their sentences, said “READ MORE” and then started whispering under their breath
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
imfamousontumblr:
“you’re not ugly, society is” tells a teenage girl to another
black overweight student Society runs off in tears once hearing this
Watchwhorepride:
i just can’t get over it
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
trohmen:
i try not to say omg after everything but omg
mcdammit:
I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.
me during horror movie: LOOK OUT HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
me during gay porno: LOOK OUT HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
lemunplej:
have you ever loved your girlfriend so much you just felt the need to take pictures together in your matching Jordans and snapbacks
enemity:
moms they push you out of their vaginas ONE time and they think they automatically own you or something
